The way it should be.
Four Horsemen of the Apopcalypse – Pop culture references in The Colbert Report: March 8-11, 2010
Welcome to No Fact Zone’s weekly roundup of cultural references on The Colbert Report. From Darcy to Danger Mouse, String Theory to Shakespeare, we’ve got the keys to this week’s obscure, oddball, and occasionally obscene cultural shout-outs (hey!).
Hey Zoners! The week started off with a smile, when Stephen responded to Monday’s opening audience cheers by [...]
Mike’s Most Magical Mushroom Joke
From San Fran comedian Mike Spiegelman (pictured) comes a slew of mushroom-based jokes. Here’s my favorite one to start your dumb day: Mushroom walks into a nearly empty bar, sees only the bartender and the bartender’s NA sponsor. Bartender says,…
Sarah Silverman and Andy Samberg Throw One Hell of an Imaginary Party
In this clip from last night's episode of The Sarah Silverman program, Sarah's imaginary friend Andy invites some imaginary people over, they start doing some imaginary coke, one imaginary thing leads to an imaginary other and, well, you can imagine what happens next. Actually, at this point, I'm not even sure if this entire clip [...]
THIS JUST IN: Kitten discovers own delicious foot
Looks like paw number three has been found!
Stay tuned for PAW #4!
One month old by Catherine.caf
Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens 
Frying Pan Jesus
“When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon. The 22-year-old was ‘miraculously’ woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob. While saying his [...]
KSK Mock Draft: Ordinance You Would Pass For St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is less than a week away. It remains, for many people, an invitation to get utterly shitfaced. But the day itself is not without its annoyances. Here’s what we would do if we had the power to make the best drinking weekday a little bit better for everyone.
The premise. You are the [...]
Underwater Pogo Stick Record
Ugly Americans Interview: Kurt Metzger
I know what you're thinking: "Sweet, an interview with the famous demographer Kurt Metzger!" Well, I hate to disappoint all you demography nuts out there (or as you call yourselves, Parrotheads) but you have the wrong Kurt Metzger.
This interview is with the Kurt Metzger who is a very funny stand-up comedian and one of the [...]
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